Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
We talked him into tasing himself.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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