Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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