I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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