Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
honey bunches of taint.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
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