Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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