well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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