things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
