I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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