Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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