the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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