check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Randomize
