I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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