some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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