So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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