She is in my trunk
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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