For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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