Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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