do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Randomize
