ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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