Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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