So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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