i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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