David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Everyone says I win the strip club
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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