I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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