Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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