But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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