How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
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