Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
His nipple licking is glorious
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