Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I love you.
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