My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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