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drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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