why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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