he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
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