i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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