I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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