This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Its about making memories worth repressing
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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