That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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