When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
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