Can i not drive my cunt home
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
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