Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I'm at about main and main street
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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