they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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