Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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