Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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