talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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