Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
so much tequila, so little girl.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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