I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
im calling her cock vulture from now on
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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