belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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