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My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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