her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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