Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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