Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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