You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
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